Since the turn of the century the Musical Blades have been transporting
patrons into their hilarious world of witty dialog, and original maritime
Whether out on the road, at rehearsal, or in the studio, Musical Blades are a close knit group of individuals that are collectively as comedic off stage as they are on. And though many of their backgrounds in entertainment are completely different from one another, somehow... it just works.
And who are these seven pirates? Glad you asked!
Captain Patch - Albert Hall
The 'original' Musical Blade and 'Captain' of the crew, Albert is a veteran of the sound stage and studio and has performed in venues throughout the Midwest for over 20 years. Albert began the Musical Blades back in the fall of 2000 and has remained the primary visionary for the band. He has many hats he wears along with his Captain's hat, such as Producer, Writer, Artistic Coordinator and Promoter.
Saxton - Derrin Skorupan
Who is this "Bowler Hat" wearing chap, and why does he keep thinking he's in the band? Is he a Pirate? We have no idea, but he keeps showing up on stage at our performances, at our rehearsals, and even our recording sessions(!?). Derrin has brought input into song writing and brings a big, dumb, lovable character to life...quite convincingly! After realizing he wouldn't go away, Derrin was officially invited to join the crew in May of 2010!
Sven Helgrim - Joe Heller
Thumpin' the upright bass, and unlike anyone else in the Blades, Joe actually works at Sea! When not a pirate, Joe works as a tug boat engineer! He won't be with us at every show, due to his job, but he'll be there when he can. Joe's contribution really came alive on the 2013 CD "Up the Ante" and we look forward to him continuing to fill out the sound on future endeavors. Joe was invited onboard in September of 2011.
Pappy McBeard - Mike Collier
What mysteries are hidden behind the epic beard? We may never know. Mike AND his beard bring a wealth of knowledge and talents to the crew. Mike is the crew's 'Engineer'. He has a keen knowledge of how to do anything and everything and as such, is often responsible for putting together various projects such as our CD box, our merch box, and his very own instrument. Mike has the biggest set of cajons we've ever seen, and between those and the various toys he brings to the show, he is always a busy guy! Mike was drug onto the ship in September of 2011.
Saucy Jack Tar - Michael Doss
Michael has been entertaining the musical scene in the midwest in various bands for 20 years, but the Musical Blades are his first foray into 'pirate music.' Michael has been an important piece in the direction of the band's music and aside from racking up numerous 'titles' in 'The Saucy Report', where he narrates through some of the stories and adventures of the crew, Michael has also fallen into being the 'music director'. Michael was hired after Patch saw him in another band and thought he 'looked piratey' and knew he would be willing to wear ridiculous clothing back in February of 2012.
Marty has been playing music in bands for many years in the area, and many of them have been with Michael. When Musical Blades were looking for a new tenor to add into the crew, Marty was deceivingly convinced that it would be a good idea for him! Marty brings a different sound and voice to the band that make wenches cry and scream...in a good way...and he plays various percussion to add to the overall fullness of the crew! Marty was brought onboard in August of 2012.
Gunpowder Red - Ryan Irwin
Ryan has been a part of the Kansas City music scene for over a decade, having performed in several bands with Marty (Zulu), as well as sharing the stage multiple times with Michael (Saucy Jack). When the Blades needed a new member of the 'core' stage crew, Michael and Marty knew he would make a huge contribution to the bands writing and performances. Behind the scenes, he is a big part of crafting the stage show and comedy writing, as well as adding ideas and dynamics to the bands songwriting. On stage he is the bouncing tattooed Irish Scotsman from Oklahoma. Ryan was press-ganged into Piracy November 2013
Light the red lamps!:
With their experience performing at events, on the faire circuit, pubs, nightclubs, parties and other venues, the Musical Blades offer a variety of music. Original and traditional material; upbeat shanties, hard hitting ballads, comedic stage songs and antics, and tear jerking closers. So tap an extra keg of rum and light the red lamps cause with fair winds, the Musical Blades and their piratical nonsense will be in your town soon!
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